Halloween is nearly here, and even though this year Halloween celebration’s may feel different than normal due to the global pandemic, you can still get into the spirit of Halloween by sharing funny jokes with your family and friends!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts!!
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels – of course!!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
What do witches put on their bagels?
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
You never know which witch is which!
What’s a witch’s favourite makeup?
What do you call two witches who live together?
What was the witch’s favourite subject in school?
What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach?
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
Ghost & Goblin Jokes
What position does a ghost play in hockey?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He starts boo hooing!!
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted everyone scared stiff
What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Why do ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures!
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You tickle his funny bone!
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The grim sweeper!!
Know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love!
What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?
Why don’t mummies have friends?
Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?