Vampire Jokes Archives

What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T16:21:55+01:00

A steak!

What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T16:21:55+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T12:59:38+01:00

Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T12:59:38+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T12:55:46+01:00

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts!!

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T12:55:46+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T12:53:06+01:00

A grave problem!

What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T12:53:06+01:00

admin2021-10-04T20:25:26+01:00

It’s a pain in the neck!

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?admin2021-10-04T20:25:26+01:00

admin2021-10-04T17:28:56+01:00

On blood vessels - of course!!

How do vampires get around on Halloween?admin2021-10-04T17:28:56+01:00

admin2021-10-04T17:28:06+01:00

He heard it had great circulation!

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?admin2021-10-04T17:28:06+01:00