Mummy Jokes Archives

What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T16:17:33+01:00

Whipped scream!

What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T16:17:33+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T14:56:55+01:00

Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!

Why don’t mummies have friends?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T14:56:55+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T14:55:53+01:00

Wrap music!!

What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T14:55:53+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T14:54:37+01:00

He wanted to get ahead in life!

Why did the headless horseman go into business?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T14:54:37+01:00

Baj Panesar2021-10-05T13:29:05+01:00

They’re afraid to unwind!

Why don’t mummies take time off?Baj Panesar2021-10-05T13:29:05+01:00